If I had 500 Million Dollars
Of all the fights to have in the confines of an 18 hour car trip, how to sensibly spend our fake half a billion lottery winnings is my favorite. It always starts off innocently enough. We agree we’d...
View ArticleFinally home but wanting.
This morning, I stood at a gas station at the Indiana and Ohio border cleaning puke off of Gigi after she choked on a Starburst. That girl never chews. She’s like her mama, swallowing things whole. I...
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Texas
I’ve never been to Texas. In fact, all I know about Texas I learned from the Rick Perry Presidential campaign and when Pee Wee toured the Alamo in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. So, I had really high...
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On Amuse Bouche: Fungus Balls Recipe
Ok, I’m not going to beat around the bush, there is almost nothing healthy or redeeming about this recipe, it is pure bar food. On the couch, in your sweatpants, drinking beer, watching your big...
View ArticleThe Boy Scouts
As a parent, we have the crappy job of making decisions regarding our kids. Most of the time, they are super easy, like if they’ll buy lunch that day, or if they should wear a jacket. Other decisions...
View ArticleOn Amuse Bouche: Fifty Shades Freed Review and Movie Cast Picks!
This post contains spoilers, lots of them! It occurred to me, internet, that I never reviewed the final book of the Fifty Shades series, Fifty Shades Freed. Maybe it’s because I was too busy smoking a...
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Today he’s five.
The little alarm on my iphone just beeped. It’s Wyatt’s birthday, remember? Of course I remember, iPhone. I don’t need an alarm to tell me that. (yes I do.) Today Wyatt is five. He loves Kung Fu Panda,...
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On Amuse Bouche: True American Drinking Game
50% Drinking game, 50% Candyland. I’ve cracked the code to the raddest, most confusing drinking game on the planet. You’re welcome, lushes. Click here to keep reading! © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2012...
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Playing Dress Up: Spring & Early Summer
If I could live anywhere in the whole entire world, it would be somewhere where everyday was jeans weather. But, I don’t live in such a place, I live in Ohio. It gets hot and muggy and humid and gross...
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Day 1 of My Favorite Things…again.
I got in from New York around 2am last night, and as I sat down at my bar with my 20 piece nugget and 3 containers of sweet n’ sour sauce I may or may not have rewarded myself with for making it...
View ArticleThe Gibbons’ (Obsessive/Brilliant/Lazy/Cheap) Guide to Disney World
We just got home from a week away at Disney World.(...)Read the rest of The Gibbons’ (Obsessive/Brilliant/Lazy/Cheap) Guide to Disney World (5,580 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights...
View ArticleHoliday Gift Guide 2015
So, you have tons of Christmas shopping to do, but without a GOOP budget? No problem. (...)Read the rest of Holiday Gift Guide 2015 (335 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved....
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The Next Book
I am terrible at keeping secrets. I have been dying to spill this one. Signed, sealed and official.(...)Read the rest of The Next Book (58 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved....
View Article168 Women
“The authors suggest that one reason why [using plus size bodies in advertisements is bad] being larger-bodied may appear to be contagious is that as it is seen as more socially permissible,...
View ArticleCurvy Barbie… REAL THING
I can’t remember when I started playing with Barbies… I only remember playing with them way past the time it was considered cool. (...)Read the rest of Curvy Barbie… REAL THING (711 words) © COPYRIGHT...
View ArticleI’m Tired But…
Most days I walk around my house pretending to be Oprah. You know, pre-weird about bread Oprah. I’m building an empire! Give me carbs and a house in Hawaii!(...)Read the rest of I’m Tired But… (800...
View ArticlePaperback WRITERRRRR!
Today is the day! Fat Girl Walking is officially in paperback, and you can buy her here now! © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in...
View ArticleCheers to Five Years!
Every March I headed outside in a brand new bathing suit so Andy could quickly snap a photo of me in the frigid wind, my feet burning on the frozen ground, my pale skin all prickled and bumpy; all in...
View ArticleI Wore Thinx For a Day… and Nothing Else.
You know how Facebook does that creepy thing where it loads your sidebar with ads that appeal to you based on your browsing history? (...)Read the rest of I Wore Thinx For a Day… and Nothing Else....
View ArticleCurvy Girl Makeover: Noelle
What goes better with a new hilarious fashion memoir than another Curvy Girl Makeover! *throws confetti in the air*(...)Read the rest of Curvy Girl Makeover: Noelle (589 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY...
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